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October 25, 2005


D. Derek

I think the Astros should adjust the home run lines depending on whether the roof is open or closed. It would make the game more like golf, and doesn't everyone like golf? "How's she playing today?" "Long. The roof is open and the lines are up. Better settle for shooting liners into the gap today."


I understand that next year there will be tarantulas and quicksand on the warning track.

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